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PostSubject: George W. Bush   Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:31 am

George W. Bush [or your least-favorite president], sadly, passes away. Don't worry, he went peacefully in his sleep.

Anyway, he finds himself, perhaps not surprisingly, in Hell. The Devil is giving him a tour of his new eternal residence, and finally takes him to a hallway with 3 doors. The Devil says "behind each of these doors is an individual receiving their own unique eternal punishment. I'm in a good mood, and I'm going to let you choose yours. I'll show you what's happening in each room, and you will have the option of trading places with one of the damned. Sound good?"

Bush figures maybe one of them won't be too terrible, so he agrees. The Devil opens Door #1. Bush looks inside, and sees Richard Nixon, chained to a wall, naked, with demons giving him paper cuts all over every square centimeter of his body.

The Devil opens Door #2, and Bush, to his horror, sees Gerald Ford, his body cut open, and his entrails being gnawed on by hell-wolves, as he screams in agony (he was delicious).

Finally, the Devil opens Door #3. Bush looks inside, and sees Bill Clinton, lying on a bed, with Monica Lewenski doing what she does best. Clinton looks pretty happy.

The Devils says "It's time to choose." Bush says "Well, of course, I'm going with #3"

"Very well," says the Devil...
"...Monica, you're free to go!"
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