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PostSubject: Jesus and Moses   Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:31 am

Jesus and Moses have taken an old man out for a round of golf. They get to a beautiful par 3 that's got a island for the green. Moses tees up first, and ker-plunk - right in the drink. He walks up to the edge of the water, raises his arms and parts the pond and then chips in for a birdie.

Jesus is up next, and makes the identical shot as Moses - dead in the water. Instead of taking the penalty, he walks over to his ball, adjusts his stance for standing a foot or so above it, and chips it right in for a birdie.

The old man, quaking at the sight of these two great golfers, tees up for his shot. Same trajectory - aimed right for the water. However, at the last second the lake trout inhabiting the water jumps up and catches the ball in it's mouth. Before it can land, a great bald eagle swoops down and catches the trout in it's claws and swoops back up to the sky. Thunderclouds form, and with a bolt of lightning the eagle is struck down, landing on the green. The ball rolls out from the trout's mouth and into the cup.

The old man makes his way to the other two men, waiting for him at the next tee. Jesus looks sternly at him and says,
Dad, we agreed earlier - NO CHEATING!
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