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PostSubject: Bowser   Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:28 am

A nice young man gets invited to his girlfriend's parents' house for dinner. He really wants to make a good impression, especially on her father, so he dresses up, he parts his hair, he shows up five minutes early with a bouquet of flowers, the whole nine yards.

The dinner is going great, the food is good, he praises his girlfriend's mother for her cooking ability, everything is fantastic, but he just can't relax. He's nervous as hell. He's so nervous, in fact, that his gut starts rumbling from the stress, and he just knows he's going to fart in front of everyone.

Now, luckily, his girlfriend's family has this enormous wheezing fat old dog named Bowser, who had flopped down underneath the table before dinner. So, the young guy thinks "OK, maybe if I'm really quiet about it, they'll just assume the dog farted." So he wiggles in his chair a little, lets one out, then a few seconds later his girlfriend's father lifts his head, sniffs the air, and says "Bowser!"

The dog under the table makes this grunty whining sound, and the young guy thinks to himself "Oh, thank God, I got away with it." A few minutes later, when he realizes he needs to fart again, he knows exactly what to do: he squeezes it out as quiet as he can, then sure enough, a few seconds later his girlfriend's father sniffs, scowls, and barks out "Bowser!"

The dog grumbles a little, and the young guy continues making small talk with his girlfriend and her mother, convinced that nobody suspects a thing. So, when he feels another one coming on, he leans over to grab the salt, and does a left cheek sneak. A few seconds later, the father smells it, but this time, he stands up, slams his hand down on the table, and yells "BOWSER, GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE BEFORE THE DAMN FOOL SHITS ON YOU!"
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