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PostSubject: Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:33 pm

I am not much of a Chuck Norris fan but I am a huge Chuck Norris joke fan. I posted one on one of the other jokes and thought I would post it again along with a few others as I think of them. I was kind of hoping others could share theirs also.


Chuck Norris is such a bad ass that he can have sex with two woman at the same time...

He uses one of them as a condom.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:37 pm

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:52 pm

Chuck Norris once won the World Poker Tour using Pokemon cards
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:37 am

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his mom did.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:50 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:04 am

Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.

Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.

Chuck Norris plays Halo Reach on his Playstation 3.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:54 pm

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:07 pm

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:07 am

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity....he got it back.
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